A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"
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