Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.

Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea

by NICKPRO February 7, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!

Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!

by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018

Jacob

Is mostly a jew

Wow look at that jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018

Jacob

a little bitch

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.

by razlze April 18, 2022

Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

Teaches people that being different is good , kind person , different , uses all social media’s , uses mostly tiktok and instagram , always interacting with fans , talks about bullying and mental health to help people , crazy ........

Jacob Sartorius is a good kind of different

Jacob Sartorius makes me realise me being different is good

by Millie Ward January 31, 2020