Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA

In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

person universe version 3

person 1:ugh I'm bored
Person 2: me too
Person 1: the last time I was bored you appeared
Person 2: maybe the same thing will happe-
Person 2 gets crushed
Person 2: what- the- heck man
Person 3: gogoGA
Person 1: why the heck is there a fat baby on you
Person 2: idk

Person universe version 3 unlocks person 3: the fat one.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

white person spicy

A food that is the perfect spice level for the average white person

Pepper, and mayonaisse are examples of white person spicy foods

by 69 Is A Number September 10, 2023

personality partner

Someone, typically unattractive to you, whom you are dating or hooking up with for their personality alone.

Person 1: Why are you dating him? He’s so ugly.
Person 2: Oh, I know. He’s a personality partner.

by anon7752 September 13, 2023

Multiple Person Fuck (MPF)

The Politically Correct way verbalization for Gangbang...

Great News!! 23 of the 34 people I invited have already rsvp'd to my Multiple Person Fuck (MPF)!!

by StormSurge13 September 15, 2023

Luckiest person in the world

The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.

Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.

And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.

"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"

by tofuv.com September 17, 2023

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023