I'm just a girl 🥺

When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"

Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺

by HazeGaze April 6, 2024

I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.

Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

I'm all edge

Being up for anything. Being ready to go.

Bro #1 : Wanna suck my dick, bro?
Bro #2 : Sure, I'm all edge bro.

by MawkShawt September 6, 2019

i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma, on the wall
Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME! I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power
Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

I'm ownwy thwee

The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley

Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!

by GimmieMonies November 23, 2024