*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
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Get the Cinnamon Roll Dad mug.Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.
He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."
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A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.
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Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
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Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
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