cream dinner

A plate of seman

"I'm ganna give her a cream dinner tonight!"

by immunesafe November 4, 2013

Cream wash

For a Woman’s secretions to thicken into cream and spread on one’s penis or fingers upon insertion

I’ve had a bad day, when you can take some time to cream wash me

by TaiChee March 18, 2024

chaice cream

Noun: chai flavored ice cream of either the dairy or vegan variety

alt spelling: chice cream, often referred to chai flavored ice cream when eaten in Chicago. The alt spelling uses a blend of chai and “Chi,” which is a nickname for the city of Chicago.

Johnny visited the Lincoln Park zoo with his family and capped off the visit with a delicious chaice cream from a nearby shop.

My cousin loves chaice cream so much that she ordered a second serving.

by Kitty White May 6, 2025

The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!

My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.

by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024

Do pie and whipped Cream

This refers to the act of spraying whipped cream on a woman s pussy and licking it off. be aware
However. That because of the acidity of a woman s vagina.the cream may tend to curdle
So...

Mebbe not as sexy as it sounds.

After dinner we are going to do pie and whipped cream

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Tummy Cream

To spurt cream from your belly button at a colossal rate of 10-50 mph

Sal: *vigorously rubbing Malachis bosom*

Malachi: “Omg Sal you just made me tummy cream”

Sal: “ahhhh it’s in my eyes”

by Tummy Creamer June 25, 2022