A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.
Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"
When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.
Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.