cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

cock shy

A male (usually teenaged) who is pathologically shy about exposing his genitals to other males such as when stripping off in locker room and/or showering publically with other men at a public facility. Someone afflicted with cock shyness is often a mommy's boy with a low bodily self-esteem and poor social skills. These poor fellows will often change into their sports gear at home and leave after the game to shower elsewhere.

Fred: Jimmy's BO could take paint off a wall, doesn't he know how to shower?

Bill: The poor bugger's cock shy. Too afraid to visit the showers in the dorm.

by HarryFlashman June 15, 2013

Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

slinky cock

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

cock fur

Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.

I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.

by wareagle420 September 18, 2009

Cocking the foreskin

The act of cocking the foreskin of ones penis, similar in fashion to cocking a pump action shotgun. This act is often performed prior to taking a piss and shouldn't be confused with masturbation.

I engage in cocking the foreskin of my penis before every piss to make sure its loaded

by OranageHasu16 December 4, 2012