i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024

"I'm sorry, but I won't be able to attend the event on Tuesday. It's a no can do for me, unfortunately."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉
I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.
by SD3535 September 7, 2023

by black woman tatted May 21, 2024

by Cyberspaxz April 30, 2025

Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

An Idiom from New Zealand referring to a woman that is pregnent.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.
by Kiwi Thunder November 26, 2013
