Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by MonsterGagz March 23, 2011

Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor September 5, 2016

acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

Mitachurl boners

A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.

Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.

by MitachurlsAreSoHot July 1, 2021

boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

by TheBigChihuahua May 11, 2018

Anti-Boner

1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.

"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"

"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"

by MJW33 July 31, 2012

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd April 11, 2016