apple de applte

said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.

girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?

by barneystinsonheisawesome February 8, 2012

Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius April 26, 2012

Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"

by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011

apple popping

the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)

#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping

by the man12345232 December 6, 2011

Apple Buster

The act of fitting an apple (or bigger object) in someone butt and it going inside.

"Dude that girl is a whore."

"I know I saw her do an apple buster."

by Manoblades December 27, 2011

Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.

That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!

by serenity_within_calamity January 1, 2012

Rabid Apple

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.

"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."

"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."

"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."

by Ricdiculus January 2, 2012