Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

Tiny Apple Gang

A gathering or group of men with homosexual tendencies. Generally comprised of 3-5 older men and one middle aged "pivot" man. They are not accepting of outsiders. Induction into gang usually consists of grotesque sexual acts involving a butterfinger candy bar

Hey, Chomo check out that group of weirdos. Yeah man that's a tiny apple gang for sure

by Whatchuluukinat March 3, 2022

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Apple

1. A company.
2. A fruit, there is many varieties of them. There is sweet, Sour, crunchy...

1. I'm going to the Apple Store.
2. Ooo this apple is rotten!

by Says_The_Kid June 23, 2017

apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023