monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy June 13, 2012
Get the monster candy mug.

monster hong kong

when you are going down on a girl and she pulls out her cock and fucks your face.
hey baby lets get nasty and monster hong kong if you know what i mean.
by ButtFucker70-1 February 23, 2017
Get the monster hong kong mug.

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."
by Anon999993 September 14, 2008
Get the Morale Monster mug.

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!
by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021
Get the Jäger Monster mug.

Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.
Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
Get the Monster Hunter mug.

rave monster

A rave monster is a person who enjoys raving anytime anywhere, however usually in their home late at night. lurking in the dark these bass addled lunatics develop their own unique style of raving taking it to new extremes.
Dan seems kinda wrecked whats up with that?
I heard the guy is a complete rave monster, probably got blazed and was at it again last night.
by Tyrannosaurus Peng January 19, 2017
Get the rave monster mug.

Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
by JacobTehBaws March 13, 2015
Get the Monster Diet mug.