a dad

the thing you wish you actually had.

HAHA! you don't have A DAD!

by shell shokers.com February 7, 2022

dad

something that you never had, a dad.

person 1, Yo.. where's dad
person 2, what's a dad
person 1, oh a dad is that guy that went out to get us milk and never came back.
person 2,oh.........a dad.....

by ange69 April 16, 2022

I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.

Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

sugar DAD

When someone comes off as protective over another person that is a sugar baby.

Cole, you’re being a sugar DAD right now. 🙄

by Rosierose21 April 25, 2019

Dad

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger

Dad i need little bit more money for this.Can you lend me some. Of course buddy.

by up here November 10, 2022