Tree

A long asf dick

Girl: He has a Huge tree

by Hi everyone, how are you September 21, 2022

burning tree

A lovely Street in the city of Thousand Oaks California where future baseball player grew up.

Jacob lived on burning tree

by To strong September 6, 2019

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway

Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er

by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018