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The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.
"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."
by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017
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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018
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Boner Palm Tree

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
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Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity
"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."
by Toastyboy May 13, 2018
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Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out
Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!
by T town April 5, 2018
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hang a tree

When one smokes Marijuana while leaning out a car window.
Friend one: dude. I want to smoke this joint, but I don't want to stink up my car.

Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells
by Uhyup August 18, 2018
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