Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!
by Mom's fan May 4, 2024
Get the Mothers Lawmug. by hiheyheyohallohihi March 30, 2022
Get the Holy mothermug. by anonymous March 6, 2023
Get the Black ass mother fuckermug. Can either be your favorite person in the world or a total asshole to you. Depends on how they're feeling that day. If its that time of the month forget about your question and run away as fast as you can.
Mother?
by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020
Get the Mothermug. Just don't fuck with the dü. He one crazy ass mother fucker. Oh ya and get a new dictionary mõth3r fûckēr
by CANB-GFMF November 28, 2022
Get the Crazy ass mother fuckermug. The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother
by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024
Get the Anti-Mother’s Daymug. The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.
Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 24, 2023
Get the Mother's Daughtermug.