bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Bones

A term used to describe something that is cool or enjoyable, such as an object or an event.

A: "Hey, you gotta try these nachos Michael made."
B: "Oh man, that's bones!"

A: "How was that concert last night?"
B: "Total fuckin' bones dude!"

by Skelebones526 February 3, 2024

bone job

Someone who is attractive, hot, sexy.

“That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”

by Litterature March 6, 2024

Bone broth fever

The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day

I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025