Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

pleb tea

Tea with a spoon of sugar in it

Dya want tea?
Yeah sure go on.
Pleb tea?
Yeah fancy a bit of something sweet.

by niceoin February 18, 2014

tea-rific

(adj) Alternative form of terrific, in a way that involves tea or a tea party.

I'm having a tea-rific tea party.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023

tea

used to describe gossip and drama and all the juicy stuff.

" girl spill all the tea "
" what's the tea "

by teadictionary November 21, 2018

Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

Peach tea

urina

Take a bucket of piss and call it peach tea.

by hameson7 September 18, 2022

Masculini-Tea

Slang term for semen, cum, or jizz. Similar to "male tears".

"I heard Jessica was chugging Masculini-Tea last night. What a slut!"

by Milk Maiden December 16, 2024