Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.

Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"

by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023

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aristocratic state

In a world devastated by liberal-bourgeois materialist values, a group of aristocrats will rise up to safeguard their people through a provisional state (mutatis mutandis) replacing Liberal Democracy, reestablishing the authority and order of organic society. Fine arts, spirituality, moral values, high culture, honor, virtue, the intrinsic value of work, discipline, full human ontological development (moral, intellectual, emotional, spiritual and physical) will be reborn.

The aristocratic state will combat chaos through the becoming of the cosmos.

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aristocratic state

In a world devastated by liberal-bourgeois materialist values, a group of aristocrats will rise up to safeguard their people through a provisional state (mutatis mutandis) replacing Liberal Democracy, reestablishing the authority and order of organic society. Fine arts, spirituality, moral values, high culture, honor, virtue, the intrinsic value of work, discipline, full human ontological development (moral, intellectual, emotional, spiritual and physical) will be reborn.

The aristocratic state will defeat the chaos of the status quo and the beauty of the cosmos will become.

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