snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.

Collin is a book nut.

by Fact man May 9, 2018

Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 8, 2020

tough nut

Bad luck, or a sucky situation

Daniel said tough nut to Adam after he missed every hole in golf.

by Tough nut January 23, 2016

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Freezer Nuts

Derived from Blue balls, Freezer Nuts is when a males testicals turn blue due to lack of sex. Sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.

"Chick: Dude your nuts are blue!"
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."

by Birddude8456 April 18, 2010

suicidal nut

when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name

*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT

by Bartholomew p. winkleton April 23, 2018