Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

by smokina fatone August 14, 2011

higher than bird pussy

1. something exteremly high.

2. being blown out of your mind.

1. "gas is 4 dollars a gallon, damn thats higher than bird pussy."
2. " shit last night was crazy we played beer pong and were ripping the bong all night, i was higher than bird pussy!"

by agreen09 June 3, 2010

Ghetto Birds

A killer urban 4person punk band from Orange County! (Stanton)

"Man the GHETTO BIRDS made my ears bleed!"

by Pat D\'File November 4, 2002

Early bird gets the worm

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙

by Phantoms Night April 6, 2022

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015

higher than a birds pussy

When you've been up for 5 days on meth high as shit looking out the windows for cops

My uncle is higher than a birds pussy

by Birds pussy November 12, 2017