How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee June 19, 2017
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Mother Fuctress

Female version of a mother fucker
"Damn, that bitch is a real mother fuctress!"
by VanDyke Brown August 25, 2016
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God-mother

A combination of motherfucker and goddamnit that is used when the most extreme annoyances occur or a sudden realization is made.
God-mother this traffic…it’s so slow.
by Mr.Rubber Duckeyson March 01, 2023
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Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother
Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother
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mother lover of tea

love your mom and tea bagging
hi join mother lover of tea
by davethechicken17 October 15, 2021
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What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.
What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!
by brocousinbro March 03, 2023
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