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david and vivian

Two buttheads with chemistry
David and Vivian are do weird together
by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017
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David

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.
My love language is to david my friend group.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 20, 2021
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David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
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David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
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David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....
Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...
by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023
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