october 12 

the day were the dudes with the biggest ducks were born

marsha: how big is your dick
bob: my birthday is october 12
marsh: oh it must be huge

october 12 by bobyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 2, 2022

october 17 

Get freaky with your girl or boy friend and have a fun time, just make sure to have protection🔥

yo it’s october 17 have a good night

october 17 by jimmylong23 October 15, 2019

October 23rd

People born on this day are normally athletic, In shape and great in bed.

Your lucky if your born on October 23rd.

October 23rd by TotallyNotSarah October 15, 2019

october 2nd 

All the weird and bootiful peeps that are super lovelyyyy
Alsooo if ur born on october 2nd u r a libra and probs obsessed with trolling and harry potter

Guy 1: She's weird.

Guy2: I guess. Probably born on october 2nd

Guy1: Yes my friendly acquaintance. Now I shall go home.

Guy 2: Yes. I shall do that as well.

Guy 1: Farewell.

Guy 2: Farewell.

october 2nd by andshezoomsaway November 1, 2019

October 2 

National ex sex day

Today’s the day you hook up with an ex

It’s October 2 and there’s your ex!

October 2 by Dope__duder__28 September 28, 2020

October 3rd 

Grab your girls ass day

Ay its October 3rd, grab her ass my man

October 3rd by 69 my milk man October 3, 2020

October 8 

Those born on this day are unbelievably sexy.

They have a huge penis and are able to get any guy they desire.

"Dude... Luke's born on October 8th, that means he's got a fat cock."

October 8 by saunbussy October 3, 2021