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Mango juice

Only the dankest of drinks available to the average human
Sam: this juice is terrible
Joe: are you kidding me? That's mango juice ! I don't even know you anymore.
by Billy_bob123 June 24, 2017
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penis juice

Cum or pee
"HAHA im gonna make you pregnant with my penis juice!!"
"Time to pee my penis juice"
by Dattttttttttt Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 9, 2020
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Uterus Juice

"Ah god damn it. My girlfriend got Uterus juice all over my new armchair"
by Chimp Magnet October 22, 2012
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Surf Juice

A mixed drink created by youngsters with no regrets -

One part blue gatorade
One part purple gatorade
One part sprite
Two parts Apple McCormick.

Voila.
... And on the 8th day, God made Surf Juice.

Person A: "I got so sloshed last night, man.

Person B: "What did you have to drink?"
Person A: "Surf juice. Such a fine beverage..."
by Natalie Weaver February 12, 2012
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wiener juice

When one bites into a bratwerst, the casing often contains remaining fluids of the dead animals inside, at which point the juice spurts rather forcefully onto one's nasal and chin-al regions.
Oh watch out for der Wiener Juice on that big bratwerst, ja?!
by Chaarlie March 15, 2012
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Rape Juice

A fancy word for Cum, or Sperm, or Splooj.
by RedPancakeSporting February 7, 2023
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Yapi juice

The best juice on football twitter, something you only get once in a while but when yapi juices on you its the best feeling in the world
Person A: “ omg yapi has just juiced on me, it’s amazing!
Person B: “ omg I wish yapi would juice me up, your so lucky to get some yapi juice!
by Shirklord (yapi stan) June 5, 2021
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