Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.

'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>

by Nippy. May 19, 2022

Josh

An absolute legend. A god send when it comes to advice, can always rely on a Josh.

Can be an absolute cunt when need be, but also a funny one. In the end, we all need a Josh in our lives.

them: “what’s he like?”
me: “an absolute legend.”
them: “…must be a Josh”

by overthehills March 29, 2023

Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.

Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.

by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023

Josh

Josh is a definition of a blobfish and he is the wanna-be driller of south-east Melbourne

are you talking about josh the wanna be blobfish driller

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Josh Montgomery

Josh Montgomery’s are used in replacement of the word liar

Mann he’s a real josh Montgomery

by Karajan April 30, 2020

Josh

People called Josh are the CEOs of Virginity, and are unable to get an erection. When confronted about their virginity they proudly exclaim they are still virgins.

That guy looks like such a virgin, he’s probably called Josh.

by Pussypounder1000 April 21, 2020

Josh

josh, he is the most beautiful, smartest, caring, loving, and most handsome boy you will ever meet. josh will show you how much you could actually mean to him and/or someone, he will show you what love really is meant to look like. Josh will never leave you, he’ll always have your back no matter what. Josh is someone who deserves the world and so much more.

i love josh

i want josh

by josh🫶 October 3, 2022