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Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.
Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you
by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020
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Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.
Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!
by schmud November 26, 2021
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Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box
You being like Jacob
by The god os January 8, 2020
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Jacob

A really feminine boy who girls obsess over.
Is that guy gay? No he is jacob.
by Sloppy Paco August 5, 2019
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Jacob

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!
Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.
by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018
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jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018
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