Air Force

A nice way of of phonetically saying "AF" or "as fuck".

Guy 1: Bro, I swear your mom was giving me "the look" last night.
Guy 2: Shut up, Steve. You're stupid, Air Force.

by Mango Williams October 2, 2020

air blader

Someone whose only form of physical exercise is drying their hands in a Dyson airblade

Unfit? He’s a total air blader

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Air

Wrong! Words are not just air. I mean, they are just air when YOU say shit but that's just part of what makes progressives full of shit. Like, words and configurations of words have profound significance but YOU are just regurgitating mouth noises that reflect your desires. It's literally the Jordan Peterson toddler assertion (which is really just a ME assertion that he stole) combined with the Gayve Jewbin just saying words thing (which is also probably one of my things) They have more or less significance based on the configuration. Like, this. This is profound. To the people with the relevant data sets, they will derive profound utility out of this.

Hym "For example, when you say 'Andrew Tate is a grifter.' It LITERALLY doesn't mean anything. It's literally just air. The fact that he is pretending to be Hym from Urban Dictionary... IS WHAT GIVES THAT SENTENCE MEANING. The lie of omission... Literally renders the thing you are saying meaningless. And the evidence for him being a grifter... Is literally schrodinger's cat. He's a human trafficker... OR he's not. And that isn't what makes him a grifter. Like, the women either workers for him voluntarily at his cam girl thing or they were trafficked. You could say it's his hustler university but that's just another schrodinger's cat. People are either making or losing money. Like, whether or not the words you are saying have meaning is entirely contingent on whether or not the cat is dead. The ONLY true thing you can say that evidences the fact that he is a grifter... Is that he is pretending to be me. He is the prime exemplar of what makes you full of shit. The lie of omission renders everything you say about him, me, or anyone you are talking about meaningless and when you cry like a bitch about what I am saying about you it is evidence that we are not doing the same thing."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Hot air ballooning

When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon

“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning”

Him 2: “

by Chris993 April 3, 2023

in the air

Having your ass in the airs while watching porn, solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why are they grounded?
Person 2: They were caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

Back shot air

when you’re clapping a girls cheeks n giving her back shots and all of the sudden you smell her back shot air”. It either smells bad or good depending on their hygiene.

Yo her back shot air smelled like a turtle tank but I still clapped them cheeks.

by msbhaven96 June 11, 2024