constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”
by White vans January 25, 2020
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air squad

A group of 2 or more wingmen used to occupy several friends of the girl you are trying to approach. Each wingman engages a separate adversary in an attempt to get you more face time with the girl you are actually interested in.
by hip-old-guy January 17, 2015
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air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.
You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!
by hahahaha, your face February 23, 2012
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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
by Sister Wives April 07, 2021
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dyson air wrap

That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
Not enough, apparantly.”
by June 21, 2023
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Breathe Air

Andrew Tate The Dude That Says BREATHE AIR because YOU SHOULD
an airplane crashing just for andrew tate to punch you because your vaping and when you knocked out you hear

BREATHE AIR
by the gamer cool 100 November 08, 2022
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air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.
Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.
by the_man_of_no_words September 27, 2017
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