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Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.
"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"
by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009
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fame-fuck

When celebrities uses their fame to get laid with their fans on mutual interests.
I just fame-fucked that hipster chick in the bathroom.
by TheAmitVerma November 21, 2017
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fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.
"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."
by Rob_SD January 23, 2008
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Fuck Duct

Any orifice on a female that you can insert your cock into.
Man, that chick had the best fuck duct I’ve ever cum across.
by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019
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Fuck Shoes

Shoes you wear when you're fucking. Worn to maintain proper balance and grip for optimal penetration.
"I have a date tonight, let me put on my fuck shoes."
by ZotZot February 22, 2010
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fucking horny

sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode
Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.
by Brettwads June 23, 2021
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fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work
What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.
by OldDude December 30, 2007
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