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Street Fred

Often used by someone who is illiterate and mis types street cred.
He has no street fred, shit I meant street cred!
by hfcsfhj September 14, 2021
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street jogger

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.
Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.
by Retrogurl February 12, 2014
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street-beat

the usual pace of walking when most people are in a hurry: it is faster than a quickstep, slower than a double-time; it is almost as if you are walking to the rhythm of dance music.
the street-beat of people was so predictable that you could set your wrist-watch to it.
by Paulytaz March 9, 2019
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Street Scents

The typical funk of chronic, bars and liquor barrels from bistros and bars. Some wordplay on "sense." The idea came while bumpin E40 "Street Sense." This can be elaborated on in many ways.
They caught the vapours and street scents literally funnelling from the dispensary beside the bar down on Kingway and Vic
by Treebonics July 29, 2016
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thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate
two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit
by aylith December 23, 2021
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Street Kingpin

A person who runs the streets and is a freak in the sheets. Typically a street leader or a person who gathers a group together for various shenanigans and activities, including but not limited to games (both young and old), chilling, or activities pertaining to a large amount of nudity.
Brandon: Why is you dick always out when we all get together?

Sam: I'm the street kingpin home, expect to see a cock when the bois get together.
by samuel1997 February 3, 2024
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state street steamer

When a borderline geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon a middle age unwilling participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the borderline geriatric and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon and delicate face and bountiful chest meats.
by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024
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