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Ethan

“Ethan literally just defines perfection

“Ethan did that so perfectly
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ETHAN

Fights,teases,shouts,swears a lot, very friendly,generous,and he is wise
I AM ETHAN ... I am good boi
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
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Ethan

Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3

ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
girl: is anyone really perfect?
girl 2: yes actually.
girl: who?
girl 2: Ethan ofc
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Ethan

An Ethan is someone who genuinely cares about people.
DEEZ NUTZ ETHAN
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Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy that trips on a lego
John: Bro who was that short guy
Mike: That’s ethan
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Ethan Horgan

A guy who poops himself daily
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