When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
by Porksword153 March 30, 2022
Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!
by WolfpackFlowershade October 04, 2022
by Charlie Mansson January 07, 2017
Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
by cookie_hoop March 23, 2014
"Edmonds bowl" is when a trucking company fucks you so hard up your ass that when the driver sits repeatedly in the seat, overtime the blown out ass whole begins to form a bowl like shape into the seat.
Looking at Chris's semi truck seat, you can tell his company is giving him a bad case of edmonds bowl.
by Riddigity January 25, 2021
A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.
by Yetiii23 June 16, 2022
Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins
by DarcyVR January 28, 2025