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the bird 

The act of shitting on a girls mouth, then shaping it into a beak on each lip with your penis, and then spread your nutsack across her face (like wings). then possibly resting your testicles in the girls mouth while stretching your scrotal skin, tell her to scream, lift up your sack and put it in quickly so it sounds like a bird cawing.
Dude, your mom does the best noises when i give her the bird.
the bird by Birdgiver October 3, 2009
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Mama Bird 

After downing a 6'er of Black&Tan in short order last night, I Mama Birded the porcelain hatchling.
Mama Bird by N8MAN1068 June 24, 2008
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larry bird 

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.
DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!
larry bird by J Bodanac May 14, 2006
Any female with very large mammary glands, tits, breasts, boobies, hooters or whatever you want to call them.
Man 1:Holy **** man look at the size of that girls tits!!!
Man 2: HEY BIG BIRD!
big bird by Shadowstalke January 11, 2009

looney bird 

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.
Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.
looney bird by Mike November 26, 2003

flappy bird 

The code word used by individuals to indicate one's partaking in tossing
so mad right now that I'm actually playing flappy bird to make myself feel better
flappy bird by barlet February 4, 2014

Flappy Bird 

A VERY addicting game which is available in the App Store and the Android store! This game is very challenging ! Thousands of people around the world have this game! It's a small little harmless looking bird ...
But go try it!

- There's HUNDREDS of reviews on the App Store! Check it out and you'll see! -_-'
What's your high core on Flappy Bird ?

- 2 . . .

Do you know what's the most annoying and challenging and addicting game out there right now?

- YeAh! Flappy Bird
Flappy Bird by _deepdimples February 11, 2014