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Mythical asshole

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The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama September 12, 2015
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chocolate asshole

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When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016
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When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder
by MM132 July 13, 2016
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Derpy asshole

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a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
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Checkered asshole

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When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered
"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"
by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016
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golden asshole

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Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.
Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle
by 21216921 January 24, 2017
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perpetual asshole

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My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
by ScammerKy March 6, 2017
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