A gay dude that is unbelievably annoying... can never shut the fuck up and always think's he's the center of attention.
Etienne - "Can you ever shut the fuck up, you always talk all the time."
Max - "No, I'm a queen so I should never shut up."
Max - "No, I'm a queen so I should never shut up."
by _OnlyFacts_ June 16, 2022

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.
by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024

What is a Max?
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.
by Pablito Pizza March 13, 2022

by UwUbigmummy November 23, 2021

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.
by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022

An interesting man, typically Italian. One who when he gets in a relationship, never wears the pants. One who typically gets Bitched often, but always has a snarky response for it. He fucks with spaghetti o’s
Man 1: Dude you’ve been acting really bitch lately and your girl’s taken total control over you!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!
by Conor Goodman December 13, 2021
