Urban Dictionary

Wikepedia, but fucking hilarious.

Teacher: Did you finish your research last night?
Student: Yea!

Teacher:Give me your sources. The Urban Dictionary?

Student: UMMM
Teacher: Check my upload for( tits).

Student: Faints.

by andy15parker February 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The gayest website I’ve ever stumbled upon. Bill Clinton uses it. End of story.

Irrelevant Person 1: Hey man, I heard about this cool website called “Urban Dictionary?”
Irrelevant Person 2: Yea man same, I just heard about it yesterday
Satan: Yes, yes, it’s very good. My good, good friend Bill uses it and he’s been very successful. Everyone loves him now!

by Hax hax hax hax hax... umadbro September 24, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Where faith in humanity goes to die.

There's an entire post about male tears actually being semen, it's on urban dictionary. - Dhruv

by Probably Notmyrealname September 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The thing you're reading right now, idiot.

"Hey I just looked up 'omae wa mou shindeiru' on the urban dictionary."

by TheCartoonGamer October 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The site you are using, the big joke

normie Urban Dictionary user

by A hypocrite October 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A teacher's worst nightmare...

Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.

Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?

Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..

Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.

by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018

Urban Gallivanter

A traveler or tourist with the style and know-a-bouts of Urban Cities. Highly respected within the traveling community and by city locals.

Girl: "Wow, look at the swag on that Urban Gallivanter."
Boy: "I know right, must be a trendsetter."

First time traveler observing stylish Urban Gallivanter: "I wish I finished reading that Urban Gallivanter City Guide before I got here."

by Throne City May 20, 2018