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Josh

He is a man who does not know what logic or reality is. He lives in his own world and does not care about other people’s opinions, therefore, he might sound and act like a jerk sometimes. But when you get to know him, he’s like no other. He will always priorotize your needs and your wellbeing before his. Even though he is far from being a smart or polite person, he tries his best to make people happy and smile. If you ever meet a Josh, or have already, he’ll cherish you for the rest of your life. We all love Josh.

As a stranger, friend, sibling, even lover, Josh is great.

PRO TIP: Do not call him Joshua, it can trigger his inner toxic ten year old and we do not want to unleash the robloxians.

Go gamers.
Josh is soooo good at fortnite!

That dweeb, really?

He’s not a dweeb, he’s a daddy!
by IAmAlreadyTracer November 29, 2018
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josh

josh is a playboy and a cheater. If you ever meet a josh, be prepared because he is a red flag. run.
girl 1: josh cheated on me.
girl 2: see? I told you he's a red flag!
by pepero101 November 22, 2021
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Josh

by Devin/Ace💀 January 16, 2022
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Josh

An absolute wanka that snaps his sister dick pics for fun and he touches little kids without consent.
"Josh touched his sister on the bum bum and his little brother was touched on the penis"
by RyansAFag September 7, 2020
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Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog
Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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Josh

Josh is an amazing friend. He may doubt himself sometimes, but he is so hilarious! He has a really kind personality and always is there asking how you are or listening to your problems. He tries his best to make everyone around him feel happy. Josh is a really good, caring and loyal friend.
'Wow Josh is really cool!'
by Your lovely friend :) June 15, 2022
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