Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Billy from happy wheels

Billy is a bitch from happy wheels. Oh and did I mention he is a bitch!

Jacksepticeye: billy is such a bitch
Billy: no I’m not!
Jacksepticeye: yes you are bitch
Billy from happy wheels

by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ May 30, 2018

Happy

Something that people feel when they have not fully experienced life

Person 1: oh I got an A+ on the test, I’m so happy
You: what’s happy

by Winny du pie June 1, 2018

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Happy Feet

An insult that compares people with the body shape of a penguin

Rosie O'Donnel looks like she's got some Happy Feet

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019