Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

dad

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Dad.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Dad

Can mean an almost daddy

"Yo, the dude is a total dad, hmu."

by Toooopppperrr June 3, 2017

dad

depressed anxious drinking disorder

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder

by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023

Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”

Yesterday was some dad times

by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019