Bald Teacher

A lot of teachers are like this, some are named Kevin, some are named fart head. We love them

You are my favorite bald teacher

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

lash tech music

Music for soft niggas. Music you listen to while getting nails did, eyelashes done, or sucking on a hookah pipe with your eyes closed.

“these niggas done dropped 21 songs of pure Lash tech music and you finna have bum ass niggas calling this shi hard man i hate it here“

-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)

by BeeEmmDee February 17, 2025

Pidge Tech

Michael Wheelock

What up Pidge Tech

by usedpencil March 6, 2025

Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

Bobo Tech

The worst tech ever, the worst possible plan or game strategy to have

Of course we lost, bobo tech never wins

by Jesster4 June 23, 2025

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025