Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".

"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1

by Yee_Enjoyer June 18, 2024

Potato Gene

An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.

Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam

by MyDICKKKKKKKKKKK May 7, 2018

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019

Potato Meap

throbbing Meaty Torp Gobbler or Goated DD (Dick Destroyer) gunboat commander.

Potato Meap

by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024

Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019