A Ghetto Wilson

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.

Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021

ghetto espresso martini

A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.

I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.

by Stellarspace March 26, 2023

Ghetto Load

A car overfilled with passengers, usually seen in lower income neighborhoods.

Wow, Billy did you see that Ghetto load? That Chevy Cavalier had 9 people in it!

by bluevette1978 April 27, 2010

Ghetto

It's how you save money

Snapchat is ghetto

by Ligma tim hortons November 12, 2019

Washbizzle's Ghetto Stix

Washbizzle's Ghetto Stix is a specially hand crafted skateboards that comes in funky shapes. The owner of the company is yet unknown.

"I got a Ski Skate from the Washbizzle's Ghetto Stixs store down the street"

"Yea! Me Too! I got the famed Table Top Board!"

by MugMuffin July 1, 2009

Ghetto

Piper High School in Florida

Javon: “Where you at”
Keshaun: “ I’m in the ghetto”
Javon: “ oh you at piper”

by Omfgicantthinkofaname March 16, 2020

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020