Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

rusty rogan

When you are performing anal sex on a person whilst your friend/colleague fists it

"Kevin and Jaq gave me a Rusty Rogan last night, now I can't walk straight"

by TheWillus January 26, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Rusty Sushi

The act of tongue punching an Asian person's fart box; similar to a Rim Job

I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi

by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.

trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.

by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021

Rustytiler

It's a Canadian downward Bob of friends in the cold steering eachother into the dirt pipe (zionur)

Zion and Shane rustytiler'd eachother

by Phondog December 31, 2021