poo pipe pusher

poo pipe pusher is the word used for what is formally known as a homosexual.
many poo pipe pushers often have smelly penises because, well lets face it they stick their giggle stick inside another mans anus.

to be honest i rather think this is a disgusting act, though i suppose its okay if they where a condom, as this would prevent a homosexual mans penis to smell like shit!!
many people who poo pipe push tend to have dirty mushroom things growing on the end of their bell end.
as far as im concerned this is just unfortunate.

many poo pipe pushers also tend to rip their foreskin (banjo-string), this is perhaps the reason why i personally would never stick my penis into a man's anus. i think ill stick to pussy holes.
"oh my god!...that kid over there is obviously a total poo pipe pusher"

"look at how he walks, it looks like hes just had his poo pipe pushed!"
by Jason Bernard-macey Jordan February 11, 2009
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poo face

When a person's face resemble feces in both appearance and odor. May also be described as poo head.
Simone is a poo face.
by 100%true July 28, 2010
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poo-man

a word to describe a lads surfing style. it can be used when the surfing lad bends his knees and looks like he is pumpin a steamy nug. also when a particularly tall dude goes to pash a relatively short chick and again has to bend his knees to make him look hes punching a grommet
"he surfs poo-man"

see junior he was goin poo-man with that skankhoe
by jimbo February 16, 2004
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Poo sex

poo sex is a specific type of sexual interaction where two partners a few hours prior eat mexican food or chilli (doesn't matter what it is, but must be something that will make you have a blasting time on the toilet, hold the urge to poop with all possible methods and start having sex at 00:00 am. the two most important rule of the poo sex is to not use a toilet and not poop yourself during sex, if you did, you lose. as punishment you become the bottom till the end of the poo sex instantly . in specific cases where a man or an anal virgin becomes the bottom, fresh diarrhea is used as lube, meaning that poo sex is very well-thought-out. the winning party starts pooping as well, which makes it even more fun and stinky. be careful if you're asked to have a go at poo sex.
gf: wanna have poo sex?
bf: tf is that?
gf: im sure ull like it * winks *
by imascatmanskibidibidiibi August 26, 2019
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Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.
I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.
by Robert VonAwesome October 11, 2009
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chop off poo

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
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poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.
Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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