new energy 

That feeling you get when you meet a new romantic interest. Slight infatuation. Definitely horny. General excitement

The empress had been seeing this common man for some time. An act forbidden in an and of itself as - well - she has empress status.

Nevertheless - she found herself slipping up in this regard. Consumed with this

new energy more and more as she got to know this commoner.

She’d speak on her desires of getting dicked down by the commoner. Kiss his forehead. Shower him (literally in the shower)

new energy by Glow855 December 9, 2018

New York State Exam 

A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.

Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!

New York State Exam by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

New Zealand 

A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.

Person 1 - Where should I go for my holiday?

Person 2 - New Zealand, Obviously

New Zealand by Charlotte 432 January 8, 2019

NEW York

A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.

It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.

Where “mad” is used to describe shit.

Every female is either “ma, shawty, a jawn, mami, or mamacita”.

If you don’t say “deadass, pause, valid, or mad” in every sentence you not valid.

- shawty mad fire, she deadass a jawn.

- yo imma shoot this right in yo face pause

- yo this blunt is mad valid nigga
-new York is wild lit dawg

NEW York by Ya dig huh? March 10, 2019

new hair 

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

new hair by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

new york hospitality

When someone offers you a neon gravity chair and tent to sleep in instead of inviting you into their home.

That Meghan girl sure is sweet besides the unwanted gift she gave me.... she sure showed me some New York hospitality when I needed I place to stay.

new york hospitality by The voice guy April 16, 2019

New Driver Syndrome 

New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.

Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car

Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?

Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well

Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere

New Driver Syndrome by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019