Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021

muffin effect

when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin

Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick

by hahaha me December 18, 2008

muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman

I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.

by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020

Muffin

A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.

EST. M COOK 2023

Omg! He is such a muffin

You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin

The way he talks about you is really muffin

by M Cook July 19, 2024

Muffin

Muffin/Muffinhead

A term that describes someone as annoying or obnoxious.

Person A: AUGHAUAUGH- I want milky >:(
Person B: Ugh, you're such a muffin

by Bluwucat June 25, 2021

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 8, 2023