Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

Mudding

To hookup with someone who has drank or been drinking while sober, especially if you were the designated driver.

I’m mudding her tn for sure.

by Mud the goat March 26, 2024

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024

Mud Dawg

Yo slime, person who works hard and got it out the mud/trenches

Yea he really from the trenches, he a mud dawg

by UsaKnowledge July 9, 2022

mud

A mud teen who dislikes cheese and is virility

look at that mud wearing black sunglasses and khaki dickies

by rcastfrr July 14, 2022

Mud-duck

A female with bad hygiene, no morals or boundaries, and cheap.

Ghetto, ratchet, trik, etc

Ewww! Jack paid for a mud-duck that was walking down Clark Ave?!

How much?
$15.
Damn what a waste of$15.

Look at those 2 mud-ducks waiting for someone to pull over.
You can't trust mud-ducks. They are scandalous and sneaky.

by gravedigger17 July 15, 2022

Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022