Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!

Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.

by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019

Crotch-mongrel

A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

by Crannet March 12, 2019

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

thrift monger

A person who hangs out at thrift stores to buy then resell junk in ebay

Damn, mike is a thrift monger selling all that junk online

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019

Trash Monger

An obese humanoid who enters a grocery store only to scream about ice cream freezers that are broken and to blame all men and women of the establishment giving them the name capitalist pig men.

Hey you, trash monger leave my store go buy your delicious frozen cremes elsewhere.

by dr.mantistoboggan27 August 16, 2019

Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.

That guy has a hairy mongrel.

by Now What October 17, 2019

Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance

Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish

by usmaine October 20, 2019