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Little Dick Syndrome

The anxiety of knowing one's penis is extremely small. It's sometimes also refer to as Micro Penis. Most men who have Little Dick Syndrome are unable to satisfy women sexually; Young girls who have never had a sexual relationship would remain pure after having intercourse with such a man. Due to the size of the penis or lack of; he would be unable to break the young girls hymen during intercourse, therefore leaving her a virgin after their sexual encounter.

These men are angry. They are angry with themselves (expressed as self hatred and depression), and with women. They are angry, in some cases, at the world. These men are distrustful. They do not trust that any woman would ever tell them the truth.

In some cases, the penis is actually inverted...meaning that one's penis is so small that it hides up inside the body. This occurs in some extremely overweight males, giving them the feeling of not being worthy. Some of these men take their Little Dick Syndrome out on women, becoming abusive both physically and verbally. They like to find unknowing women via the internet, just for a slim chance that some women would actually want something to do with them. After one time of 'love making' these women usually flee, never to be heard from again.

Ninety-nine percent of these unfortunates are unable to slide their dick far enough into a woman, therefore, reproducing is almost impossible.
Angela: "Hey girl, have you heard that Adam has Little Dick Syndrome? I hear it measures in negative numbers"

Ashley: "Fuck, I've seen it when he sent it in a text to my sister's phone. I was like, what the FUCK is that?! I've never seen anything like it before. Scared the hell outta me! Little Dick Syndrome doesn't even describe what I saw...it was inverted, crawling up inside him...afraid to even peek its head out!!!"

Lizzy: "What makes matters worse, he's not even circumsized and it's still microscopic"

Mandy: "Guess I'd hide to if I was attached to something so fucking disgusting. You know, he basically an oversized women...no penis and man boobs. He should just say fuck it and be done with himself"

Gail: "HA! Either that or change his name to Joni Smashette"
by Freckles815 June 16, 2010
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little pink "s's"

1.one of the two letters in the middle of the word "pussy".

2.a color of skittles used to describe above definition.

pl. little pink "s's"
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Get a little extra

The act of getting super cool extra perks for your fly-ass self when you didn't do anything special to earn it. A bussin surprise for your sweet little eyes.
Yo, Jerry. Go down to Newk's and get a little extra for yourself - you sexy tiger, you.
by RedGreenGrumble April 22, 2022
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East Little Rock

Niggas that really would step on you if you tried to play. Don’t think they not lurking when you see this but they are real shit
Omg I just heard him say onna E there they go!!! East Little Rock is a place full of joy and determination
by East Little Rock July 13, 2022
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sappy little girl

Brandon Schwemley turned her into a sappy little girl. She must be a Kaylee O'Brien
by Urgirlkayy April 16, 2014
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Little baby man

Adjective, Anyone named marisa. Used as a mick name to anyone younger than you.
by ... the man August 3, 2020
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Sad little fuck

A sad little fuck is a person who has given up on life. Some may consider the sad little fuck to be a massive fucking disappointment.

You can identify a sad little fuck by identifying these symptoms,

1. The sad little fuck will sleep throughout the day.

2. The sad little fuck can be seen Making midnight snacks thus inconveniencing everyone that is trying to sleep.

3. The sad little fuck will often binge watch an entire season of any show within a single day.
Mary, "I think Jerome is becoming a sad little fuck"
Ben, "I agree"

*It has been three days since Jerome left the comfort of his bed, he has gone through five chocolate bars and survives on microwave noodles*
by Micheal Angelico KWS. March 26, 2020
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