Dunderheaded Lummox

A fancy word to describe a dumbass, commonly used by the king of the universe

You're a Dunderheaded Lummox

by justSomeDefinitionGuy27 June 3, 2023

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.

The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!

by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023

D'lumpkin

Getting "Blumpkin" and having small people (midgets or dwarves) fondling your testicles.

"Dude she was so freaky her and her midget friend gave me D'lumpkin"

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Big Lump

When referring to a master; lump standing for Lumpystew which is one of the greatest meta verse philosophers, and big for his immeasurable weight.

Wow… Tony, the code behind this is Big Lump.

Big Lump is the only way to describe this code

by Snazzyyyyy April 16, 2024

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.

If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'

by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024